Glimpse of a never ending questionnaire

Amma when we will get our lover!!! 
( It's 'we', so I told her your dad is my lover, but she told he is just my dad 😁) 

There are lot of working days and not lot of holidays. Need to make some working days to holidays. 
( I would really love to implement that rule ) 

Do dinosaurs also have the same God as humans do? 
( I could only answer by saying I am not sure ) 

Amma, you need to buy some makeup!!!
( I didn't even dare to ask her whether I don't look beautiful even without makeup, because kids always tell you the hard realities) 


Do our legs and head fall off if our stomach is not there? 
( Apparently, the main purpose of stomach is to hold our other body parts together 😄) 

Houseflies are dirty. They need to take bath. 
( Sure, we can request them that. 😐)

Does Santa come only to snowy places?? 
( In all the x'mas videos, there is snow when Santa comes, she is really hoping that it will snow in Bangalore on the x'mas day) 

Amma, do you have God's phone no: ? 
( She doesn't understand the concept that God doesn't need a phone to listen to you.) 

Amma, come and see, a dinosaur came yesterday on our balcony!!!
 ( Obviously what else could have caused that crack on the cement floor) 

Tomorrow I need rainbow pancakes!!!
 ( I have no clue of where she gets that from) 

We need to build a house for lizards. 
( we haven't built a house for ourselves yet, but looks like we need to build a house for lizards first) 

Then we can go by rocket to God's place and see the dinosaurs!!! 
( We had to tell her that extinct dinosaurs are at God's place to stop her from asking further questions, but it only opened up a brand new Pandora box of questions)